1. Welcome to Nigeria where the husband is called BABY and the son is called DADDY.
2. Welcome to Nigeria where WEDDING must be on SATURDAY.
3. Welcome to Nigeria where we give ELECTRICITY to other countries but we don't have STABLE LIGHT in our country.
4. Welcome to Nigeria where CAR KEYS and IPHONE don't enter the pocket.
5. Welcome to Nigeria where it's easy for your relatives to contribute money for your BURIAL but difficult to raise money to help you start-up a BUSINESS.
6. Welcome to Nigeria where you will open fridge and see ICE-CREAM container with EGUSI-SOUP inside.
7. Welcome to Nigeria where people buy a DOG and name it TIGER.
8. Welcome to Nigeria... A country where MARRIED-MAN will still complain that his GIRLFRIEND is cheating on him.
9. Welcome to Nigeria where YAHOO BOYS have a brighter future than GRADUATES.
10. Welcome to Nigeria where BARBERS display pictures of HAIRSTYLES they can't even barb!
11. Welcome to Nigeria where some LADIES insult YAHOO BOYS online and go to BED with them offline.
12. Welcome to NIGERIA where all DETERGENTS are called OMO.
13. Welcome to Nigeria where all NOODLES are called INDOMIE.
14. Welcome to Nigeria where one MEDICINE cures all SICKNESSES.
15. Welcome to Nigeria where a rich Hausa man is called ALHAJI while a poor Hausa man is called ABOKI.
16. Welcome to Nigeria where a fat-rich man's child is called BIGGY while a fat poor man's child is called OROBO.
17. Welcome to Nigeria where young boys spray their hair WHITE colour and old men dye their hair BLACK.
18. Welcome to Nigeria where most Facebook ACCOUNTS are students of Oxford University.
NIGERIA IS AN INCOMPARABLE COUNTRY
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Credit: UNK
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